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While
suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand
had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck
up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got
around to Obama, and his being our president. |
A NOBEL PRIZE for this Putz!??!! Sheesh!
The
Obama Bunch. Remember the 60's? Hate it live here.
Who
OBAMA Hangs Out With
Top
10 ObamaCare Indicators
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Mussolini
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Mussolini
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Mussolini
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HEY!! Let's play Bamopoly
TWO TRILLION TONS (The Video) new!
The
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Meet
The Obama Voters
How
Obama Got Elected
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the Tele-Prompter
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Emergency Room
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Former Presidents
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Baskin
Robbins is introducing a new ice cream in honor of the inauguration,
"Barocky Road". It's half vanilla, half chocolate, surrounded by
fruits and nuts!
Why
won't Shlama Dama release his real birth certificate?
The ink isn't dry yet.
Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Shlama Dama?
Because Jimmy doesn't want to be the worst president in history.
Why did Jane Fonda vote for Shlama Dama?
Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.
Why did Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Shlama Dama?
Brain tumor.
What do Shlama Dama and Osama have in common?
They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.
The
liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
How
can you tell when Shlama Dama has been smoking dope?
He answers the door when the phone rings.
Why
won't Shlama Dama release his real birth certificate?
He accidently smoked it.
Q:
Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It
started to sink, who would be saved? .... The USA!
If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
He
[Shlama Dama] had not tried heroin because he did
not like the pusher who was trying to sell it to him.
